Premium Cheap Juice?

Premium Cheap Juice?

Posted by David C Baker on Nov 13th 2017

Premium Cheap Juice

I am a very cost-conscious vaper. In today's economy I watch my spending; especially when it comes to vaping. I don't rush right out and buy the newest, hottest mod or tank the day it comes out. I wait until my current setup absolutely DIES and then get something new. No, the majority of my vaping budget goes towards juice. After all, it's the one thing I need the most to keep myself from smoking.

I believe it was Kurt Vonnegut who said that you get what you pay for. You can get quality, or you can get a bargain price, but rarely can you get both. Sure, I can run down to that grubby little neighborhood vape shop around the corner from my house and pick up a 30ml bottle of house juice for $8, but I know it's going to be the most raggedy-ass juice ever. When I discovered online juice shopping, I realized that things were pretty much still the same. I could either get great-tasting premium juice for even less than it is in the brick-and-mortar stores, or, I can get lesser-quality juice at a real bargain price. Yes I am saving even more money than buying in the cheap vape shops but the juice is harsh and the flavor was gross.

It Takes A Real Dick To Change the Game

If you take the above into consideration, the phrase "premium cheap juice" sounds like an oxymoron. How can you make a premium-tasting juice but sell it at a bargain price? That question was answered by a man named Richard Broke. Like many of us, Richard needed vaping to help keep off tobacco cigarettes but was disgusted at the over-priced juice on the market. He tried the real bargain basement juices and found them to be one step above somewhat-flavored rat piss. So he did what many before him have done: he learned to save money by making his own juice. He started small, just making juice for himself and friends, and realized that he just might be onto something here. If he can make great-tasting premium e-juice, at a huge fraction of the cost, why can't the big juice companies? If the big juice companies weren't willing to do it, why not him?

Vape Smarter, Not Harder

When you want to bring premium cheap ejuice to the masses, there is a lot you have to consider. Unless you want to be mixing up your juice in a back room bathtub like some companies do, you're going to need a clean, state-of-the-art manufacturing facility. Those, my friends, cost beaucoup bucks to say the least. So Richard, being the thrifty guy that he is, went out and searched until he found an already established manufacturing facility that would rent to him. By renting, he could cut costs and pass the savings onto the public. He could create an all-new ejuice company, selling premium ejuices at cheap prices, and really stick it to the companies that have been over-charging us all for their juice.

And Broke Dick ejuice was born.

Lightning In A Bottle

That was barely 7 months ago. Broke Dick started off with a few flavors and a dream. Armed with his classic Elvis-style shades, an ice-cold can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, a few of his family who were crazy enough to take this journey with him, and a rehabbed banana-yellow RV, Richard Broke set out to prove to the world that premium juice doesn't have to come with a premium price. You can actually have juice that tastes great and doesn't make your wallet cry. In a short time, Broke Dick has catapulted into its spot as THE place on the internet for those of us who don't want to have to sacrifice great taste for great value. With great tasting premium flavors like Fruit Punch, Adult Milkshake, Peanut Butter Banana Cream Pie, Strawberries and Cream, and more, Broke Dick deserves the success and loyal fans it has earned. Plus, it's always buy one get one free. You get two 120ml of premium juice for the cheap price of $23! That's a hell of deal by any standard.

Benjamin Franklin one said, "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten” Now you can have both premium quality AND low price. You can keep your overpriced ejuice. As for me, make mine Broke Dick!