Broke Dick: Believe It Or Not, This Is A Juice Review

You've probably come across quite a few "budget" e-liquids while cruising the interwebs. It seems like everyone is offering gallons of juice for pennies on the dollar in hopes that you'll buy them. But the real question is, are they any good? Well I'm not too proud to say that I've tried a LOT of these different brands and for the most part I've been disappointed. Then I came across the Broke Dick brand. 120mL bottles for $23 bucks. And if that isn't sweet enough, all their 120mL flavors are BOGO. So 240mL for $23 bucks! That my friends is unheard of so I had to try it. Below is my review on the flavors I tried and a few other things I found on their website.

Flavors

Watercup:

This flavor is by far my favorite so I'll talk about it first. It's a fruit punch flavor with a mixture of berries, a little orange, and some pineapple. And let me tell you folks, it is f**king delicious! It reminds me of the Hi-C fruit punch that came in the big cans waaaaay back in the day. Remember those? The ones you needed that can opener that made the little triangle openings? As for vaping it, I get the berries and a little bit of the orange on the inhale. The pineapple doesn't seem to hit until after the exhale where everything just kinda mingles in the aftertaste. I'll say it one more time, it's really good!

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 5 out of

Prepaid:

This flavor is my 2nd choice and was my go to until Watercup came out. This juice is a watermelon flavor mixed with strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries. The berries are the star of the show here but there's still a hint of watermelon in there. My only critique would be to dial up the watermelon just a little more and I'd have to re-evaluate my rankings. I get the berry flavors all partying together on the inhale and the watermelon is there in the aftertaste. All in all a great flavor.

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 4.5 out of 5 (would be another 5 out of 5 if they cranked up the watermelon a bit)

Payday:

This flavor is billed as their "adult milkshake" and I can see why. It tastes like someone spiked a banana milkshake with bourbon and then added some whipped cream and butterscotch. The flavor reminds me of something I would get wrecked on at a tiki hut on a beach somewhere if it was a real drink. You get the banana milkshake experience on the inhale and a little bit of the bourbon burn and some coconut goodness. On the exhale the whipped cream and butterscotch act like the bouncer and chill everything out. There's supposed to be some cappuccino in there but I didn't taste it. Overall a solid flavor but can get overwhelming if you aren't a bourbon fan.

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0. 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 4 out of 5

The 1st:

Calling all my strawberries and cream fans! This flavor is pretty bomb diggity with a very prominent strawberry flavor that mixes really well with the cream. The whipped topping has a "cooling" effect to it, some people have even said it reminds them of a menthol taste in the reviews. Whatever the taste actually is it reminds me more of a sprig of mint that would go on top and I really wasn't mad at it to be honest. The "cooling" effect kind of opened up my palate and really drove the strawberries and cream home. The strawberries hit on the inhale and the cream hit on the exhale and the "cool" whipped topping just hung out through the whole experience. Again, another solid flavor!

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 4.5 out of 5

The 15th:

If you like banana cream pie and peanut butter then you need to give this a try. This is another flavor that has the "cool" whipped topping flavor in it but again, I'm not mad at it. The "cool" whip really opens up the palate like The 1st and allows you to really tastes the peanut butter and banana cream pie flavors. As for the vaping experience I get the peanut butter on the inhale and the bananas and cream pie on the exhale. The "cool" whip is like the master of ceremonies and keeps the flavor party rolling on the aftertaste. I'm not a huge banana fan but that's just my personal preference.

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 (would have rated higher but I'm not a banana fan)

Cash Advance:

Well smack my ass and call me Jimmy Buffet, we have a rockin' key lime pie flavor here folks! This is by far the best key lime pie flavor I've tried in either budget or premium brands so far! I find that most other key lime flavors are either super "limey" or super "crusty". Cash Advance is like the priest that performed the perfect marriage. The key lime and the crust are 50/50 partners in this relationship and let me tell you it's amazing! The key lime is front and center on the inhale along with the "cool" whip and the graham cracker crust kills it on the exhale. If you can't tell, I'm a little excited about this flavor! If you like key lime pie I HIGHLY recommend picking up a bottle.

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 5 out of 5

Overdraft:

This is Broke Dick's take on RY4 and I think they hit a homerun. I haven't used tobacco flavors in years but in order to keep it fair I tried it. And man am I glad I did! It was nothing like I was expecting. The vanilla and caramel really shine in this flavor but there's still just enough tobacco in there to keep the tobacco folks interested. Being a non-tobacco flavor guy I would still vape this juice on a regular basis. The vanilla and caramel come through on the inhale and exhale and the tobacco seems to hang out in the aftertaste. It tastes more like a really well flavored cigarello than a cigarette so don't be scared that it's gonna taste like a candy Marlboro. For me personally they could take the tobacco totally out and I'd be a happy camper but I realize they need to have something for everyone. This is also the only flavor available in 9mg nicotine!

  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine levels: 0, 3, 6, 9(coming soon according to their social media)
  • Bottle size: 120mL
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 (take the tobacco out and it's 5 out of 5 all day long but that's just because I don't vape tobacco flavors)

The set-up I used for testing
G-Priv 220 by Smok set at 80 watts
Troll 25mm with a set of claptons that came out to .3 ohms
Wicked with Cotton Bacon Bacon Bits wicks
2 Samsung 25r batteries


The Broke Dick "experience"

What I also really like about this company is their social media. Between their Facebook, Twitter, and website they are always putting out good content that makes me laugh. The owner "Richard Broke" is actually pretty funny and seems to not give 2 f**ks about his haters. There's normally a "Joke of the Day" and occasionally a solid roast for someone who leaves a stupid review. It's worth following their social media even if you don't like their juice. When I went to their website and watched some of their Facebook videos I did come across 2 things that I found interesting and thought I would share. First is their "Circle Perk" promotion they just launched. If you refer a friend you both get $5 off your order. So that means 240mL for $18 bucks for you AND a friend. That's a damn solid offer right there! The second thing I pulled off one of their Facebook Live broadcasts. Apparently in order to get more flavors out there, Broke Dick will be running limited edition small batch 60mL bottles for $15 bucks. That's still a smoking deal for a 60mL! So there you have it guys, my review of Broke Dick. If I say nothing else I will say this, try it.

Facebook: Broke Dick
Twitter: @BrokeDickJuice
Website:
www.brokedick.com
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